December 2009
24 posts
Year In Review
My, my, my what a year 2009 has been! When approaching the end of a year, for me, the middle up until the end is what I usually reflect on. It always starts with summer. But this year, the roller coaster ride started on the first of January.
I’ve been through two affairs, lots of health scares, The Mayor’s Office and now I know how to get to Sesame Street. On May 28, I became an adult...
I’m at the salon and the only channel these chicks ever watch is ABC. Well The View just ended and I’m filled with rage.
The whores in the audience just got their fill of candy canes and fruit cake from Marc Summers. Then “Santa” gives the bitches mini laptops! For free! I only caught the last 20 minutes of the show (for anyone who might have seen, right after the vomit...
Wrap-Up
I got this text message sometime during my sleep.
“FWD: 2009 is almost over confess one thing you wanted to tell me all year no matter what it is. Now forward this and see how many truths you get”
CONFESSION: Forwards from your dealer are NOT the business. -_- That’s something that should most certainly stay in 2009.
It wouldn’t be so bad if the forwards weren’t...
I’m done.
No Pictures
I’m 98% finished with my room. I’ve got some things that don’t have a place and things that need to be thrown out/donated.
While going through things last night, I found some poems I wrote once upon a time. Here’s one. Hope you like it.
Sad to Say I’m just not that into you Butterflies fail to flutter when I see you. Maybe they’re still Caterpillars as...
9:00
Curse my talkative family.
After kicking my sister out, had to get cranky with my mother just to get a few more minutes… Didn’t work. Now my friend is coming back with my car and I have to take her to the train station.
I guess I’ll just get right back to rearranging afterwards. :-/
Maybe I’ll take some before and after pics…
Insomniac's Lounge
It’s 6:18 (wow, my birth date…sorry, that was lame) and I’ve just gotten into bed. I’ve been going through my things, throwing out old junk so I can rearrange my bedroom. I’ll do that if I don’t sleep until work at 6:30 pm…
…that was just a display of me holding on to false hope. I’ll be wide awake at 9:30 am. -_-
Buddies
No matter in what capacity you take them, buddies, real friends always do a good job at making you feel good about yourself. Going through tomorrow doesn’t seem so dreary because those people will be in my life as I do it.
I love all my buddies.
Meanwhile, I SERIOUSLY need to grease myself up with petroleum jelly. The cracks in my skin remind me of a shattered porcelain doll put back...
I...
…have a pain in my heart that words cannot explain.
Never has a “Merry Christmas and happy new year to you too” hurt so much. And just like this season, I’m cold.
…would coil under my sheets and emerge in another lifetime, if I could. The year that things are better than they have ever been and happiness can be obtained in other ways, not just from watching an...
Floppy McWashedup →
So apparently, Chris Brown’s new album Graffiti is expected to sell less than 100,000 units (lol). He’s not happy about it, (click the title for the MTO link) and let his tweeps know so.
In his eyes, it’s the industry’s fault. In MTO’s eyes, one night in February of 2009 is to blame—well actually, one “half-assed” apology is to blame.
Well my...
Golden Material
Sophia: Where are you going?
Husband: To get some air.
Sophia: But we've got air in the house!
Husband: I like beer with my air!
LATER...
Dorothy: Oh, that pizza was delicious.
Blanche: Sure was!
Rose: Well there's one piece left. Who wants it?
Dorothy & Blanche: I do!
Sophia: What am I supposed to do, lick the box?
Dorothy: Ma, you don't like store bought pizza, you prefer homemade pizza.
Sophia: I also like milk from a cow, but I adapt!
I Also Am...
…even more confused! Since when was ‘atm’ short hand for ‘at the moment’? And if that’s the case, like ‘omw’ meaning ‘on my way’, can’t I just turn any sentence into a sequence of letters?
The Internet has made society a bunch of douche bags. My apologies, I meant to say tihmsabodb. Pronounced, tihm-sa-bod (the last B is silent)....
I Am...
…confused. What else is new, huh?
Union
Sometimes, I feel extremely lonely. I feel like I’ll spend the rest of my life living vicariously through the relationships of others—yeah, I do that.
Then at other times, I remember that I am not alone, that actually, I’ve been in one of the best relationships I could ask for since my sophomore year of college.
In this relationship, I am loved unconditionally. My well-being is...
Ha! →
Janet Jackson fashion faux pas! Good job on the hate, MTO.
Gordon Gartrell… classic.
It's Official.
The Oxygen network is now known as The Notebook network.
They air that movie about six times a month—every month. Somebody should tell them there is a world of chick flicks dying to be broad casted! I’m sure women would like to spend an evening at home watching titles like Pretty Woman, Spanglish, Riding in Cars with Boys… hell, bitches would probably even pop some corn if...
I've Been Sitting Here...
…staring at the screen for about fifteen minutes wondering what the hell I want to talk about. The ideas are just not flowing today.
Haven’t been flowing much at all, lately. Sometimes, when they do, I never feel like writing them down…
…then I forget to do it later.
That’s all I’ve got. Hope you’re enjoying your day.
Damn! You're dumb too!
It isn’t only Internet slang—most “adults” don’t know how to conjugate English no matter how they’re producing it. Case in point:
A friend of mine put her status up: “These headaches are gonna be the death of me I swear!”, to which someone commented: “Stop reading books their evil”. So evil, this particular person avoids making any kind...
Damn, You're Dumb.
I can’t take it anymore. There are entirely too many stupid young adults in the world.
I like to believe that there is a fine line between adulthood and youth. At around the age of 20, certain habits should, most certainly, cease to exist. For example, speaking, typing, using any kind of slang, Ebonics, Internet speak, etc.
“I swear ppl can cause problem ova parkin.I got to school N...